tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41213561752650016422024-02-21T19:50:19.240+05:30Funny Jokes BlogGreat collection of funny jokes,blonde jokes,computer jokes,internet jokes,sports jokes,social networking jokes.Updated every six hours.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger641125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-48066167565218507232014-07-11T15:16:00.004+05:302014-07-11T15:16:46.862+05:30What movies teach us<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-86840313215226387972013-07-16T23:43:00.000+05:302013-07-16T23:47:53.127+05:30Relationships<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-41018242181805837172013-07-13T16:41:00.000+05:302013-07-13T16:41:00.503+05:30A Lost bag<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">A boy found a bag of money n called one FM station: 'hello, I found a lost bag with $100,000, an ID and a master card belonging to one Mr. Afibi.</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">PRESENTER: U r such an honest boy! So i believe u want to return the bag?</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">BOY: Nooo! I dey craze? For what? I just want to dedicate a song to him. Play him' Chop my money' by P Square :P</span></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-24946397954684091552013-07-12T23:27:00.002+05:302013-07-12T23:27:19.079+05:30And you thought only humans date? <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-84750552192294642332013-07-12T21:51:00.000+05:302013-07-12T21:51:00.110+05:30The most suitable suitor!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #38761d; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Father in law: young man you are here</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">to seek my daughter's hand in</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">marriage and you are chewing gum?</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">that is lack of respect.</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Man: sir i only chew when am drunk or</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">smoked.</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Father in law: you mean you drink and</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">smoke?</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Man: sir,i only drink and smoke when i</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">go to club.</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; display: inline; line-height: 18px;">Father in law: you club too?<br />Man: i am sorry sir,i started clubbing<br />when i came out of prison.<br />Father in law: you have been in a<br />prison before?oh my God!<br />Man: i went to jail when i killed<br />someone.<br />Father in law: what!!! You are a<br />murderer?<br />Man: it happened out of anger.it was a<br />certain old man who didn't allow me<br />to marry his daughter,so i killed him.<br />Father in law: you are highly welcome<br />my son.you are in the right track for<br />my daughter.....</span></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-24194620295053035882013-07-12T15:42:00.001+05:302013-07-12T15:42:08.963+05:30Why so late?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Teacher: </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Why are you late? </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Student: </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Mom and dad were fighting. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Teacher: </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">They were fighting, so why are you </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">late? </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Student: One shoe was with dad </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">and the other was with mom :D</span></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-31341119987363285712013-07-12T15:39:00.000+05:302013-07-12T15:39:10.980+05:30Abeiku and Atongo<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Abeiku and Atongo were </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">arrested for stealing at the </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">shop...The next day, </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">they were sent to the court..</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Judge[looked at Abeiku]:</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">"what did U steal..?"</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Abeiku: "A tin of fish.."</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Judge:" How many were in..?</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Abeiku:" 6 fishes!!"</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Judge:" oh ok..U're sentence</span></span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; display: inline; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">to 6 years in prison!!..<br />Immediately Abeiku fell<br />down, and started laughing<br />his lungs out..<br />Judge[puzzled]: "why are U<br />laughing..?"<br />Abeiku[stilllaughing]:"<br />haaahaa..My friend, Atongo<br />stole BAKED BEANS...</span></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-23942151401043248802013-07-12T11:07:00.000+05:302013-07-12T11:07:19.668+05:30At the University<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 18px;">Three University guys dodged an afternoon exam because they </span><span style="line-height: 18px;">weren't</span><span style="line-height: 18px;"> prepared for it. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using </span></span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">grease then went to see the Dean. ”Sir we are sorry we </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a wedding very early dis morning and </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">on our way back the car broke down thus we became so </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">dirty as you can see. The Dean understood and gave them </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">three days to prepare</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; display: inline; line-height: 18px;">. After three days they went to the Dean very ready for the exam as they have studied hard. The Dean put them in there separate classes. There were only four questions on the exam paper;<br />1. Who and who got married? (25 mks)<br />2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)<br />3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks)<br />4.What type of a car broke down? (25mks)<br />Good luck, your answers must be the same.!!!</span></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-10484091996945565152013-07-11T23:40:00.000+05:302013-07-11T23:40:09.730+05:30Then and Now!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-59047154841650817572013-07-11T23:36:00.000+05:302013-07-11T23:36:02.434+05:30Intelligent Beggar!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-44839699442801469122013-04-06T04:06:00.001+05:302013-07-12T11:09:28.994+05:3040 reasons why beer is better than woman<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">1. You can enjoy a beer all month.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">2. Beer stains wash out.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">5. When beer goes flat you toss it out.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">6. Beer is never late.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">7. hangovers eventually go away.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">9. Beer labels come off without a fight.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">11. Beer never has a headache.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">16. A beer always goes down gently.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">17. You can share a beer with your friends and enemies.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">19. A beer is always wet.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">20. Beer doesn't demand equality.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">21. A beer doesn't care when you come.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">22. You can have a beer in public.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">23. A frigid beer is a good beer.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">25. Beer always comes in multiples of six.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">26. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">28. After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">32. Beer looks the same in the morning.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">33. Beer doesn't look you up in a month.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">34. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">35. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">36. Beer doesn't get cramps.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">37. Beer doesn't have a mother.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">38. Beer doesn't have morals.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">39. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica;">40. Beer always listens and never argues.</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-11912601739073069962012-08-31T22:15:00.001+05:302012-08-31T22:15:11.635+05:30Funny Dog<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-71157608730157839732012-01-24T10:34:00.000+05:302012-01-24T10:34:03.579+05:30In the internet age..<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheJkQjNPbMJTjX4voI28tESIGE5Y7kdMD6SWNCAr4q0dfg4JfgLCV4OELzFylvvl2WX8_ZgV0mWaLQupL65_d-bjVkpe7hT3OXm0hz0HlQPiFES9h286ulqkVn8I4Dqhf4KFEqrdec2XPW/s1600/internet+age.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheJkQjNPbMJTjX4voI28tESIGE5Y7kdMD6SWNCAr4q0dfg4JfgLCV4OELzFylvvl2WX8_ZgV0mWaLQupL65_d-bjVkpe7hT3OXm0hz0HlQPiFES9h286ulqkVn8I4Dqhf4KFEqrdec2XPW/s1600/internet+age.jpg" /></a></div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-52266832455643564212012-01-23T10:04:00.000+05:302012-01-23T10:04:32.325+05:30No ways we are tolerating internet censorship!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN5b3vs7f_MwC1sKfwoieyg4mw3RwoLMyS3lh5jAkapUyP5uYLk19UPos7m8oGEJ4m0yTLMykKscWlrqVNLPRkwWy98jvdVz6WlZNxP2xqpFHATDuU-dc84iucb_98W7lHa504Pcpqe7vo/s1600/397462_346781305340851_163251197027197_1339435_1653568701_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN5b3vs7f_MwC1sKfwoieyg4mw3RwoLMyS3lh5jAkapUyP5uYLk19UPos7m8oGEJ4m0yTLMykKscWlrqVNLPRkwWy98jvdVz6WlZNxP2xqpFHATDuU-dc84iucb_98W7lHa504Pcpqe7vo/s640/397462_346781305340851_163251197027197_1339435_1653568701_n.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-22272773285059821502012-01-20T10:55:00.002+05:302012-01-20T10:55:57.935+05:30After Chrome, Now Firefox hairstyle!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRrwHUTTpf3PwSJrvbpV1vFsIOQ4a109PaNLzXiYOMfambIWmK4iGd1MYw6JjQX_SWIBQejk_iLeU8mfm0jWwwnKx5zor-w4OJXbBqmLseWXyEw7UNE3zE-U1Unm6miMLQL-awSrWTwIf-/s1600/409203_302380976481264_244347662284596_902155_336793914_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRrwHUTTpf3PwSJrvbpV1vFsIOQ4a109PaNLzXiYOMfambIWmK4iGd1MYw6JjQX_SWIBQejk_iLeU8mfm0jWwwnKx5zor-w4OJXbBqmLseWXyEw7UNE3zE-U1Unm6miMLQL-awSrWTwIf-/s400/409203_302380976481264_244347662284596_902155_336793914_n.jpg" width="380" /></a></div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-62493230104911943472012-01-17T22:51:00.000+05:302012-01-17T22:51:10.692+05:30Oops<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7eE-sBOIWZgSxamWfplCkTCmDdE1ZLDqhIgA1bd5H9-EG2lEJ3OqP0_MvgvFJV_xMLkOo9De6dBo300ifp0thyrgKvDSFvmTMGZYjsaKypbH-5HgP6mjczfAtoDPfeLCgboKqa9pHK6Ep/s1600/shit.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7eE-sBOIWZgSxamWfplCkTCmDdE1ZLDqhIgA1bd5H9-EG2lEJ3OqP0_MvgvFJV_xMLkOo9De6dBo300ifp0thyrgKvDSFvmTMGZYjsaKypbH-5HgP6mjczfAtoDPfeLCgboKqa9pHK6Ep/s400/shit.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-28547936302276211762011-12-15T17:19:00.002+05:302011-12-15T17:20:39.403+05:30The world as we know it!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2mBXZA7pbnRtsTtTGCJK1VaprDq9vLcr8vLymePwO03vG2b97FRERkH0ZeeQa-H_d5697fjPOPOtu3M1mLLHNe5E_AFzQ6AS7b0kd5yTcNA5NJ-gFYx6frymqKMGZI6UsxQf_EFJvTAst/s1600/theworld.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2mBXZA7pbnRtsTtTGCJK1VaprDq9vLcr8vLymePwO03vG2b97FRERkH0ZeeQa-H_d5697fjPOPOtu3M1mLLHNe5E_AFzQ6AS7b0kd5yTcNA5NJ-gFYx6frymqKMGZI6UsxQf_EFJvTAst/s400/theworld.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-21655443984331312642011-11-16T01:25:00.000+05:302011-11-16T01:25:50.042+05:30RECESSION UPDATES<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;"></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">1. Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin.... and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">4. Women finally marrying for love, and not money</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">5. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way tomake a small fortune?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">6. The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America's third biggest lender.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">7. Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">8. Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">A: In a few weeks, nothing.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">9. Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".</span><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-56057517137928815442011-11-15T03:18:00.000+05:302011-11-15T03:18:04.897+05:30EGO, then and now<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVslZnhDPhwDxCM_PXVjv3rMW62veqFjx5bsbvrXbeJ0KGLLkKV1L46P00p6iG_kVPBMkLaqPfGrEJMRjXkMciuweeEEodyKqdqeP8url8RtyA0iLHdZ8dwbNM1Nr70O7vHVrdfShsWDUa/s1600/316059_298758416819463_289298334432138_1148982_601987568_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="270" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVslZnhDPhwDxCM_PXVjv3rMW62veqFjx5bsbvrXbeJ0KGLLkKV1L46P00p6iG_kVPBMkLaqPfGrEJMRjXkMciuweeEEodyKqdqeP8url8RtyA0iLHdZ8dwbNM1Nr70O7vHVrdfShsWDUa/s400/316059_298758416819463_289298334432138_1148982_601987568_n.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-54583185659270184992011-11-12T16:32:00.000+05:302011-11-12T16:32:14.983+05:30Students and career<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmh-lFH0dPWntWzcsKw844OafQpBE_v55YHEXZMp3WtHud1b2N8yeuBXQ9s05n4hKD6WjsTlS9b-o0cagMnlAvPhN31G01AtTd-CloXobMU5iX6REcR7AqVHSONouRL9tfefvUTlzIumTw/s1600/300348_10150362047800959_683840958_8326280_1757363816_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmh-lFH0dPWntWzcsKw844OafQpBE_v55YHEXZMp3WtHud1b2N8yeuBXQ9s05n4hKD6WjsTlS9b-o0cagMnlAvPhN31G01AtTd-CloXobMU5iX6REcR7AqVHSONouRL9tfefvUTlzIumTw/s400/300348_10150362047800959_683840958_8326280_1757363816_n.jpg" width="360" /></a></div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-70783019158192165562011-11-11T22:28:00.000+05:302011-11-11T22:28:05.520+05:30What Happens when you tell kids that you ate their Halloween Candy!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://3.gvt0.com/vi/_YQpbzQ6gzs/0.jpg"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_YQpbzQ6gzs&fs=1&source=uds" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><embed width="320" height="266" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_YQpbzQ6gzs&fs=1&source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356175265001642.post-84201921110260823612011-10-20T18:59:00.000+05:302011-10-20T18:59:58.555+05:30Car Accident<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 12px;"></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">A man and a woman got into a car accident. Their cars got </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">totally demolished but luckily both of them were all right.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says,"wow! </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Look at the cars they're totaled! But luckily we both dint even </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">get a scratch! This is a sign that we should become friends </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">and not try to pin the blame on each other.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Man," I totally agree wit u."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says," that </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">bottle survived the crash just like us, I think its a sign from </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">him. We should open it and celebrate our new found </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">friendship wit it.."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">She then hands the bottle to the man. He nods his head and </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">because of the nerve-wrecking accident he chugs about a </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">third of the bottle.. He hands it back to the woman, who </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">man.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Man,"aren't u having any?"</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The woman replies," no I think ill just wait for the police;)</span><br />
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