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Life Changing Thoughts

* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

* If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos.....then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

* Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

* Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

* Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity