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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too sicky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.


Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.


You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.


You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes!


No wonder men are happier.


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40 comments:

YourTypical said...

What can I say, we're great :)

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remzzo said...

It's great to be a man :)

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Tax Disc said...

Did not realize that men had it so easy.

Alia said...

This is so funny post.but with full truthfulness.They really don't have to worry about all these things you convert in humor Really a great job.

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Sounds good! How nice to be a man, huh.
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Stacey said...

Why was I not born a man!!!

Edina said...

Don't men just delegate shopping to the women and that's why they do it so quickly?
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Anonymous said...

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off

What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "

Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick

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Mr Noble said...

men - straight forward, simple, so great!

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this is so true :)

محمد امين الدين مراد said...

It's great to be a man :)

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I agree, that's why men were never depressed, they never concern about anything aslong as there is then they are satisfied. That's the world of men.

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proffsg said...

Yes I would agree that men never depressed. This joke made me laugh all times I could remember this. It makes you like a fool because you will just laugh by yourself. hehehe

radha said...

Too funny...

Good post..

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shyam said...

And we can Pee while we stand :)

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Blogger For Life said...

I find that absolutely hilarious. It is all good material but the world is our urinal really caught my attention. Isnt that the truth. It is so ironic because I just blogged about reasons I am glad I am not a woman. Kudos.

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Na said...

seems like it's easier to be a man...

Fred said...

The shoe part is bang on. I have about four pairs and one is golf shoes. She has about 10 boxes of them in my basement.

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You men are such simple creatures.
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Web Survivor said...

we indeed are the leader of the species..
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Javeria said...

wow great funny blog. Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience.

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