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A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns
from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East,
I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch
as Cola is virtually unknown there.
But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand...
Totally exhausted and panting.
Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place"
"That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."

74 comments:

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Tom said...

hahaha having been in the middle east for a few months myself, I find this pretty funny :D

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KAKA said...

Different place, different culture. If the posters read upside down, of course a bad result for the image of coca-cola. Fresh people become breathless after drinking coca-cola. Great job pall..! Very funny!!

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Haha. do they really read from left to right?

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Ah! IC..that is what he did not want to buy from the sales person. Thank for posting! Free Credit Score

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I knew Coke Dehydrated you.

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Amazing Guy said...

ha ha haa read the posters right to left, in japanese they read up to down, when reading right to left its like drink cola, get vanished in desert

Dave said...

Very funny!

celhya said...

Really funny!!

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I'd like to remind you that if you do any Japanese advertising that they read the same way and I think from bottom to top.

It was great ha ha!

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