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More Actual Medical Chart Notes

- The skin was moist and dry.

- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

- Patient was alert and unresponsive.

- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

- Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid.

- I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

- The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

- The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

- Skin: somewhat pale but present.

- The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

- Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. ____, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

- Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

- She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was hot in bed last night.

- Patient was found in bed with her power mower.