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How to be annoying

Do you regularly ride an elevator? Here's some things you
can do in the future to turn that monotonous ride into
something more exciting :)

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear
yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
and ask them to call you Admiral.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it
stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the
shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, "I've got new socks on!"

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that
your beeper?"

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


Anonymous said...

It's not nice to be annoyed :)
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