Welcome to JokesBlog.net. Your search for good quality clean jokes on the internet is over! With a new joke posted every day and thousands of jokes in archives you will never run short of jokes.So bookmark this site and visit whenever you need a laugh. Delivering the best since 2007!

Rude Parrot

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ”Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot once more said “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” She was incredibly upset now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. “Hey, lady!” it said.

“Yes?”

“You know.”

0 comments: