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If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

[waiter leaves]

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!



The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . . . . . . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1.00

42 comments:

Alisha said...

Nice joke.

bvllets said...

I used a live help chat today. What a load of fun.

Rishi said...

Microsoft is not funny.
but joke is funny.

toño said...

it`s a nice joke

Life with Kaishon said...

This is so funny! I laughed out loud!

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Sounds like Fawlty Towers!

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LOL Fantastic man!

Argi said...

Good ;-))

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tomek said...

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Good Joke

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Davi said...

Very funny. Same thing happened to me: There was a bug in my Vista.

henri said...

funny bill

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"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
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celhya said...

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rosetta stone said...

Patron: Waiter! There is fly in my soup!
Waiter: Yes, he is learning swimming recently.
Patron: ... ...

Patron: Waiter! There is fly in my soup!
Waiter: Oh dear! You are here! You know how much I am looking for you?
Patron: ... ...

Patron: Waiter! There is fly in my soup!
Waiter: Oh yes, there is always extra meat for weekend meal. Do you need any more extra meat?
Patron: ... ...

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Sandeep Tripathi said...

Nice And Actually its true

Abhilash said...

Hi! Nice joke. such things are true related to every customer support.

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