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Car Accident

A man and a woman got into a car accident. Their cars got 

totally demolished but luckily both of them were all right.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says,"wow! 

Look at the cars they're totaled! But luckily we both dint even 

get a scratch! This is a sign that we should become friends 

and not try to pin the blame on each other.

Man," I totally agree wit u."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says," that 

bottle survived the crash just like us, I think its a sign from 

him. We should open it and celebrate our new found 

friendship wit it.."

She then hands the bottle to the man. He nods his head and 

because of the nerve-wrecking accident he chugs about a 

third of the bottle.. He hands it back to the woman, who 

immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the 


Man,"aren't u having any?"

The woman replies," no I think ill just wait for the police;)


Unknown said...

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